Funny penis necklace (limited time)
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- 30 days to exchange or return your item
- Estimated delivery time: 5 - 7 days
Cupid’s gone rogue this year, and he’s swapped his arrows for… well, this! Behold the Funny Penis Necklace, a daring token of love and laughter that says, “I care about you, but also, let’s not take life too seriously.”
Here’s how it all started: Our e-commerce manager dared us to create the boldest Valentine’s gift ever. We took her challenge way too seriously—and the result is this cheeky little masterpiece.
Crafted with premium materials and polished to a glorious shine, this necklace is cute, funny, and surprisingly stylish. Who knew a penis-shaped pendant could be so charming?
❤️ For the Bold and the Beautiful: Perfect for partners with a wicked sense of humour, your best mate who loves a good laugh, or that single friend who’s totally thriving.
⏳ Limited Time Only: Just like your favourite rom-com moments, this necklace is here for a good time, not a long time—24 hours, to be exact.
How to Wear It:
- Pair it with your Valentine’s outfit for an unexpected twist.
- Gift it to someone who’s a little naughty, a little nice, and 100% up for a laugh.
- Or keep it for yourself—because self-love means loving your sense of humour too.
🎁 Bonus Points: Slip it into a box with a romantic note or pair it with their favourite sweets. Nothing says "I love you" like a necklace they’ll never forget (literally).
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You can reach us at 020-3769-5495. Our customer service team is here to assist with any inquiries or support you may need.
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Yes, we accept returns and exchanges in-store within 30 days of purchase. Just bring your item and receipt to our store at 33 Broadwick St, and our team will help you with the process.
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Currently, we don’t offer in-store pick-up for online orders. However, we’re working on expanding our services to better serve you.
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We offer standard and express delivery options to suit your needs:
- Standard Delivery: Typically arrives within 3-8 business days.
- Express Delivery: For faster delivery, your order will arrive in 1-3 business days.
Once your order has shipped, we’ll send you a tracking number so you can follow its journey. Shipping costs vary depending on your location and selected delivery method.
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We offer a 30-day return and exchange policy for all items*.
If you need to initiate a return by mail, follow the steps on our Returns & Exchanges page to receive a prepaid label.
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Yes, all Alainn Fashion items come with a quality guarantee.
If you experience any issues with quality or craftsmanship within the first 90 days, please reach out to our customer service team.
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